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Joke of the Day
"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."
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"What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? Warden."
"They're a pack of lions He's some guy who hates lions Together, they're: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE This fall on CBS"
"*Getting murdered* omg I have the exact same knives"
"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."
"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"
"The Chicago Bears"
"On predisents day we honor the big US man himself: Aberham Liclon. Tall, skinny, dry, and cruncy - he was america's carrot"
"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""
"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""