194139
Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"
Next Joke
"Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11."
"There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it."
"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"
"A man asks his friend on skype.. ""Is that a condom on your hand?"" the friend replies "" no Its a fucking glove"". The man replies ""Thats exactly what i am saying""."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"
"Hey Tim Burton, it's okay to be out of ideas."
"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."
"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to a crocodile? A crocodile!"