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Joke of the Day

"Irish Car Bomb Yanks have a cocktail called an ""Irish car bomb"", but if you stuck two flakes in an ice cream cone and called it a 9/11 they'd get offended."

"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"

"I've had sex with over 80 women... I've also had sex with a few under 80 but they just didn't have the experience."

"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."

"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."

"In my day, you actually had to leave your house to be a whore. Thanks, internet."

"If Dracula was gay... ...he'd be a fruit bat."

"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"

"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"

"Time flies in Italy.... ...Everywhere you look, another Dago's by....."