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Joke of the Day
"In my day, you actually had to leave your house to be a whore. Thanks, internet."
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"I don't trust people who say ""I married my best friend"" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage."
"What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret"
"Apparently the average person has sex 365 times a year Pray for me. I may not survive the next 12 hours."
"Are we heading in the right direction, Yoda? - ""Off-course we are"""
"This just in! You read this"
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"
"Where assholes go to die The cheap toilet paper section."