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Joke of the Day

"If Dracula was gay... ...he'd be a fruit bat."

"He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory."

"Man is incomplete until he's married....... Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"Have you heard of the band named 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't made it to a gig yet."

"The next time you are in a group and everyone is on their phones except you, go ahead and treat yourself to a fart. You earned it!"

"I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing."

"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."

"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."

"*holds ""bunny ears"" over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*"

"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?!?! and the steering wheel, the dashboard, the windshield...."