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Joke of the Day

"My Mother texted me and asked ""What does TTYL mean?""... I replied, ""Talk to you later"". So she responded, ""No! Talk to me now! What does it mean?"""

"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."

"Why cant Gingers make shoes? They wouldn't have a sole."

"""Damn girl are you?"" -Existentialist pick-up line"

"Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."

"If Pulp Fiction has taught us anything it's that we're better off not knowing if there's more shit down in the basement of any pawn shop."

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""

"""I enjoy long walks on the bitch."" -a flea's online dating profile"