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Joke of the Day
"Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman."
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"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""
"What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures? A master baiter"
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed and laughed Then i remembered that my wife and I had different dentists."
"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"
"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."
"What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller? A Ferris Wheel."
"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"
"I told my cat she was adopted and now she's not talking to me."
"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""