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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures? A master baiter"

"Boss: Can I have a word with you? Me: You just had 7 with me. Good talk. Boss: But.. Me: Shhhhhhh....."

"""Do you love me, Mulla?"" whispered the girl. ""Of course I do,"" Mulla Nasrudin whispered back. ""Will you marry me then?"" she asked. ""Let's not change the subject?"" said Nasrudin."

"Does anyone have a recipe for sausage and apples? I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a wiener in cider."

"Things I haven't seen in a while: 1) the 2yo I'm babysitting today 2) a man 3) my waist-line 4) my imaginary goat, Bill 5) my sanity"

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers."

"They're upping my charges from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism."

"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."

"In California... Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries? ...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures."