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Joke of the Day
"I told my cat she was adopted and now she's not talking to me."
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"What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? Decaf coffee"
"The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling."
"Pedophiles like their wine like they like their girls 9 years old and locked up in the basement"
"Your mama is so fat ... She broke the stairway to heaven."
"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"
"Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box."
"No one is more shocked that I brought my cat to a baseball game than my cat."
"The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?"