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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed? Because they always want to be right."
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"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!"
"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."
"What is green and smells like paint?!? Green paint."
"One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car"
"Your Jedi mom is so fat... she should be on a force sensible diet."
"Microsoft just announced they are changing the name of Xbox's Premier Multiplayer Service from Xbox Live to Xbox Dead..."
"What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos"
"A slice of pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."""