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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."
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"A homely man is walking down the street... When a stranger sees him. The stranger exclaims ""Boy, are you fucking ugly!"" The man turns around and says ""Don't talk about my sister that way!"""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW] You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face"
"Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?"
"Startup idea Dating app for pedophiles, Kinder. [huh?](/s ""Yiddish for 'children'. Also, 'pssss, wanna buy a startup?'"")"
"Bully: This town isn't big enough for the 2 of us! Me: Oh yeah? Bully: Yeah! Me: Come at me bro *opens town expansion plan* and look at this"
"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"
"If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anyone who offers you a chair because standing is fucking exhausting."
"Did you here about the funny looking desert font? They call it comic sands"
"What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a? Pi * z * z * a"