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Joke of the Day

"Microsoft just announced they are changing the name of Xbox's Premier Multiplayer Service from Xbox Live to Xbox Dead..."

"Who is that only black guy at the family reunion? Your fat sisters boyfriend"

"Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS"

"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"My ex-girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."

"I was too late for the ribeye special at the supermarket. Such a big missed steak."

"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Mike rolled around in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Mike took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a sexy joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."

"Do blind people believe in love at first hear?"