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Joke of the Day
"Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? Paula Ab-doula"
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"What is the definition of a Barbarian? It's someone who cuts hair in a library."
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"
"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."
"Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"A boy met a girl She:Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place He(smiling):Why thank u.. are u single? She:No, I'm a dentist"
"ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*"
"I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol."
"A Priest, an alcoholic and a Paedophile, walk in to a bar. He buys a drink."