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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my dick and a pitchfork? I can't stick my dick in 4 babies at once."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI"

"I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular"

"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"

"I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend. He had a bigger imagination than I did."

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning"

"He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!"