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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? No seatbelt."
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"Did you hear about the magician who became a farmer? ...he was driving his tractor down the road, and suddenly, he turned into a field."
"I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on."
"I watched craps at the casino for over an hour tonight until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom."
"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"
"Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890."
"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."
"What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter? You'd think its R but it's actually the C"
"On a scale of 1 to 10... How would you rate binary code?"
"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"