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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."
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"What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's dick."
"Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None the sockets go with the house."
"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"
"You may call it ""alcohol abuse"" but I've never heard alcohol complain."
"Insanity? Psychiatric patient attends his appointment with no clothes on, the guy is wrapped in clear plastic. As he enters the psychiatrists office the psychiatrist comments,, "" I can see your nuts"""
"Why did the jew leave the party early? He had gas."