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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."

"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."

"Confusing the word, ""jacuzzi"" with, ""yakuza"" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once."

"Princess Dianna had dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox."

"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."

"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""

"People who type ""First!"" in comment boxes will also be first in line to hell."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Salmon"

"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."

"Why does O.J. Simpson claim that he's not a murderer? He's an ex-murderer."