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Joke of the Day

"A mormon checks into a hotel. On seeing there are video channels available in his room, he says ""I trust the porn is disabled."" The receptionist replies, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sicko!"""

"This year for Christmas, I asked for a new pair of scissors.... My old pair just wasn't cutting it!!!"

"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."

"Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only way they can get love."

"You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman."

"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."

"How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her."

"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."

"Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot"

"A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Take This Cigarette And Tell Me In Detail."