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Joke of the Day
"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"
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"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"If you eat Skittles while drinking NyQuil, you can taste the rainbows on Pluto."
"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"
"What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !"
"My one and only joke. Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says ""Ahhh are you ok?"" And the one that fell is like ""Yeah, olive."""
"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"
"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."
"Fact: Fat people falling down is always funnier than a skinny person falling down."
"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."