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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket? He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin."

"I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, ""Not overly racist."""

"I tried writing with a broken pencil... until I realized there was no point."

"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"

"""No Kanye, it's called Coney Island."" ""Kanye Island."" ""Coney Island"" ""Kanye Island."" ""Co... ney."" ""Kan... ye."""

"If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby."

"A group of held hands can raise your spirits. It's seance!"

"The real oldest yo mama joke... ...yo mama"

"Can't wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours"

"Me and my brother went to a homosexual Chinese restaurant. We both ordered 'the cream of sum yung gui'"