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Joke of the Day

"Why are photographers always so depressed? Because they always focus on the negatives."

"So a guy sexually lays on top n' stuff on many rolling pins and does a good job. He's on a roll!"

"I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!"

"98% of all band-aids are used to cover up a child's melodramatic bullshit."

"Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? Yeah, I reddit.."

"i bet Slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website"

"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Dad, I'm also a lesbian. Father: Isn't there anyone in this family who likes dick? Son: Yeah dad, I do."

"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."

"Gotta hand it to babies... ...because their short, stupid little arms can't reach anything"

"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"