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Joke of the Day

"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."

"My wife is like Pokemon Soon as I throw out my balls she runs off."

"For some reason I keep making bread puns Dough I knead to stop"

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."

"How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bear minimum"

"The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like."

"When I post a joke... ...and no one rates, I just assume that they all died from laughter.!!"

"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""