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Joke of the Day

"The police are looking for a racist attacker I phoned them up, but apparently it's not a job offer."

"How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral."

"In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I'd just totaled her car."

"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"

"All the sex I've ever had in my life... has been an inside job."

"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity"

"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."

"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and use a lubricant."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."