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Joke of the Day

"The police are looking for a racist attacker I phoned them up, but apparently it's not a job offer."

"Elf cop:""We got a robbery in progress on Candy Cane lane. Hit the light Rudolf! *Rudolf sticks nose through sunroof*"

"What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? Militia Etheridge."

"I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit."

"The number of things I feel compelled to sniff before I buy, is slightly embarrassing."

"So a redditor walked into a bar... Just kidding, they just sit on reddit and read these lame jokes."

"What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue"

"What's the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion with it."

"Girls who draw their eyebrows on may as well do them with a disappointed expression because yeah no thanks."

"What is the singular form of binoculars? telescope"