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Joke of the Day
"How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
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"I like my women like I like my steak pink in the middle but not bleeding."
"Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore? Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny."
"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."
"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"
"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"
"I've concluded English is my phone's second language. It's the only explanation for all the bizarre autocorrects and typos that plague me."
"The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg"
"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."
"So...A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch!"