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Joke of the Day
"All the sex I've ever had in my life... has been an inside job."
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"They should make a movie where a guy takes someone's Ph.D. thesis, edits it one paragraph at a time and turns it into a completely new thesis. It should be called Ship of Thesis."
"The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony."
"I need to stop lying about things I don't own. *Sent from my iPhone 17.*"
"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"
"A Mexican performs a magic trick. He tells the audience he'll disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* ... he disappeared without a tres!"
"Try The New McDonaldsTM Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit"
"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? A jew don't tip"
"You only miss something when you notices something is gone... Only now I realise how many words requires the letter W because my keyboard can't type 'W'."
"Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs? So that you can tell them apart from feminists"