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Joke of the Day

"Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral."

"Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party? Ares."

"Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner? Because it's shellfish."

"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."

"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"

"How can you make your d bigger? CAPS LOCK"

"I think Trump will be a great president Just had to put my two Pence in there"

"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""

"Why did god make homosexuality a sin? Because His boyfriend thought that would make it hotter."

"It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers."