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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out."
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"Niece: found these handcuffs in your drawer. Me: yea I got arrested once Niece: omg why Me: for going through my aunt's drawers."
"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."
"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"
"What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you."
"The power reddit has to change anything."
"i love how flies rub their hands together like little criminals"
"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"
"What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote"
"Why don't Superman's farts smell? Because krypton gas is odourless."