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Joke of the Day

"*hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*"

"How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre."

"Sweet chan joke why was 6chan afraid of 7chan, because 7 8 9gag"

"I had dream that I really had to take piss When I woke up I had peed myself. Thats when I relised... dreams really do come true"

"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""

"What's pale, lives in darkness and sucks blood? A tampon"

"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"Everyone, stop with the Jell-O jokes. They're off-pudding."

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."