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Joke of the Day

"Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."

"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"

"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"

"What is so bad about being half black and half asian? You can steal a car but you can't drive it."

"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."

"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"

"The future tense of send. Seen"

"If you ever Google ""Grandfather Clock"", be careful how you spell that shit."

"I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives. For shits, and giggles."