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Joke of the Day

"Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test."

"I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn."

"Our son brought weed to Show & Tell and the teacher sent him home with $50 pinned to his shirt."

"Girl finds out that she's pregnant... And goes to tell her mum about it. Her mum asks; ""Have you had a check-up?"" Girl says; ""No, he was Polish"""

"Tuesday walks into a bar sits down, hangs his head, and says why me."

"Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says ""do not serve this woman""."

"[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse"

"My cat scratched me for trapping her under the blankets as I made the bed... I guess she's clawstrophobic."

"Maybe I'd bother with cologne if my natural scent didn't make even elderly women violently ovulate."

"What do you call the female version of Donald Trump? "