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Joke of the Day
"I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff."
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"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."
"When do you stop on green and go on red? When you are eating watermelon ."
"Scientists have discovered that radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years take a long time to travel through valves"
"Did you hear the one about the deaf man? Neither did he."
"You can't trust a mule with an important task. They'll just half-ass it."
"Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the Disco*."
"A girl comes home to her mother She walks up to her and says ""Mom, a creep in the park today asked me to give him a blowjob for this beautiful necklace!"""
"If you play the ""Strawberry Fields Forever"" record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, ""Get a job, Megan."""
"Officer: You drinking? Me: You buying? Oh how we laughed and laughed.... PS: I need bail money."