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Joke of the Day
"You can't trust a mule with an important task. They'll just half-ass it."
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"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."
"Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please."
"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."
"What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey"
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"A cure has been found for homosexuality. Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away."
"INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness? VANILLA ICE: I've been known to steal under pressure"
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? ...Christopher Walken"
"I used to work at a public swimming pool But I got fired because every time I saw an Islamic family I pointed to the no bombing sighn"