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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered that radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years take a long time to travel through valves"

"My doctor told me to get a lot of rest and fluids so I've been on a drunk rage in my bedroom since 1988."

"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."

"Why are 490 Romans funny? Because XD"

"There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note ""Don't eat me"".Now there's an empty plate and a note ""Don't tell me what to do"""

"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""

"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."

"What type of plant can you use to make phone calls? A telefern"

"People who don't smoke pot suck. They should all be stoned."

"Teacher : Tommy put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why Miss I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !"