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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered that radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years take a long time to travel through valves"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Wes Craven died? Well that sucks, I sure wes craven another scary movie..."

"What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5? SCV."

"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."

"What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody."

"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know! (elephino)"

"I finally found a girl with the same beliefs as my family She believes I'll amount to nothing as well."

"Here's a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?"

"Fuck children, robots are the future"