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Joke of the Day

"When do you stop on green and go on red? When you are eating watermelon ."

"My girlfriend's new tattoo My girlfriend has a tattoo of seashell on the inside of her leg. When you put your ear on it, you can smell the sea!"

"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"

"Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer."

"Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles."

"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."

"Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill."

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"I went into the library and asked if they had a copy of the book, ""How to spot a lady-boy"". He said, ""I'm sure we do, it's probably tucked away somewhere"". I said ""That's the one""."

"Did you hear about the new Kanye track? Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes."