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Joke of the Day

"[sees a kid at the park doing the pee pee dance] ""NO KID, WAIT- [it starts raining buckets of pee]"

"Uuhhhhckkk. Pants are the worst."

"Why are the ""sans"" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans."

"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

"What do you call a shity poet? A poo'et"

"Father and son talking: - Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her? - Here too, my son. Here too ..."

"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"Why was the hipster wearing a sweater in July? Because he was cold before it was cool."