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Joke of the Day

"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."

"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."

"Told my doctor I would lose 10 pounds in three months. That was three months ago and now I have 18 hours to lose 934 pounds."

"Insert your best puns/set ups here. Other Redditors add on and keep it going."

"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrewed it"

"When a clock is hungry... ...it goes back four seconds."

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."

"You know when you find the BEST hiding place ever to keep something safe and it's so good you forget where it was? That's me and passwords."

"I wanna make a joke about sodium. But Na."