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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay magician? A poof"
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"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""
"Why do some blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because there are blond guys too."
"I'm trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28"
"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."
"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past 2 years But no one will take the job"
"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."
"Chuck Norris uses pens on Scantron sheets."
"How is your diet going? ""Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."" ""Scrambled?"" ""Cadbury."""