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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay magician? A poof"

"Where there's a will there's an ""OMG! What's it say!? What does it say?""."

"In hell, you have to listen to chicks fully explain a movie, scene by scene."

"Not paying more than $2,000 a kilo. And can we stop communicating through Twitter? I feel like these DM's are going to go public someday."

"[kids party] ""This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"" Dad no ""That's.."" Please no dad ""..Inflation for you"" *kids start crying*"

"The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit."

"Valve is like a deadbeat dad.... They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring."

"""Hi, My name is John Foreman and I run a cabinet making business."" John said counter-productively."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"

"I like my steak like my women With my dick in it."