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Joke of the Day
"I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm."
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"What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? A Bobbitt"
"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""
"Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though."
"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"
"The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"I like the phrase bury the hatchet because it implies someone was trying to resolve an argument with a fucking hatchet"
"What did the black pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna help me snatch some candy?"""