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Joke of the Day
"I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know."
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"I found a way to make all this gender identity stuff work for me. My right hand will now identify as female. Now I won't have to be sad every time I masturbate."
"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."
"I can count the number of times I actually used a flyer on one hand... And still have five fingers remaining."
"Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie? Because she was a quack."
"How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard? Put it in the back yard."
"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."
"I can't personally remember an Olympics with better toilet reporting"
"You're never too old to disappoint your parents."
"What does a rapper use to write their songs? Word,yo."