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Joke of the Day
"I think the saying ""every man for himself"" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches"
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"What's the opposite of marshmellow? Well, I guess it would be marshmadness"
"What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees."
"LIKE IF... You've recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing."
"Girl Dance Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello"" from the other side."
"I like my women like I like my dragons... Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold."
"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."
"Satan has a facebook account, apparently."
"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."