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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
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"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. People repeating the same movie quotes over and over until words have no meaning peanut tambourine ocelot"
"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"
"My Grandfather... My grandfather covered himself in lard a month before his death... After that he went downhill very quickly."
"Why was the little boy speaking gibberish? Because he lost his marbles."
"I think one of the toughest parts about growing up is realizing that you don't sweat blue if you drink blue Gatorade."
"Scientists have discovered... That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands."
"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"I once met a dyslexic atheist... ...he didn't believe in dog."