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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman."

"Two nuts were walking down the street.. One was assaulted"

"What do you call a retarded Flo Rida? Slo Rida"

"What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber "

"I asked my pusher for something to burn that would get me stoned. He gave me the Koran."

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"

"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."

"Did you hear about the new Fiber One bars? Apparently nobody gives a shit."

"Wet wipes are tissues who like to party."