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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."

"A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek... Toucan play that game."

"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."

"My favorite element is Helium I can't speak highly enough of it"

"Everytime I listen 'freudien slip' I always think in my ... ... psychology classes. And you ?"

"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"

"What does the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"So a man walks into a... All you just got to do is finish it."

"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."