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Joke of the Day

"What bleeds once a month in the mouth? Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that"

"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."

"Say what you want about paedophiles. At least they drive slow in school zones."

"Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming."

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? Nuts and bolts"

"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."

"How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them."

"A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews..."

"DATING TIP: Any time someone is hot and you're too scared to approach them, remind yourself that they've probably had diarrhea at some point"