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Joke of the Day
"Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming."
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"What's the hardest part about fucking a cripple? Paralyzing her."
"Six girls taking off their shirts sounds really nice... dozen tit?"
"How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite"
"To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same."
"Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school."
"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife."
"What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music."
"fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated"