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Joke of the Day
"If you... ... fap on an airplane, are you hijacking?"
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"boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!"
"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."
"Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite."
"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"Chuck Norris actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him."
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"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""