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Joke of the Day

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."

"Movie Names For Your Penis There Will Be Blood YOUR TURN"

"What is a proctologist's drink of choice? Two fingers of whiskey."

"Whenever someone makes a premature blanket conclusion based on a single piece of information... I automatically assume they're a complete idiot."

"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead."

"Case closed Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""

"What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck"

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"