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Joke of the Day
"Me: ""I'm so lonely."" Microscopic organism: ""Wow, I'm right here."""
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"What do you call a scary pterodactyl A terroradactyl"
"Santa Claus said that he would give me a present this year... ...But he made out with my mom instead!"
"I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius."
"So a black man walks into a store and bought 5 items. April fools, he stole them."
"fyi it turns out you CAN get kicked out of Jimmy John's for calling the sprouts ""vegetable sperms"" live and learn I guess"
"You know what they say in the tire industry? Have a good year!"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender."
"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"
"why are Jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !"