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Joke of the Day
"Me: ""I'm so lonely."" Microscopic organism: ""Wow, I'm right here."""
Next Joke
"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."
"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""
"What's the difference between a dilapidated, run down bus stop and a big breasted lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time."
"Did you know that nuns have to eat a banana with a knife and fork?"
"I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one."
"Motels 1 through 5 must've been real dumps."
"Your momma is so fat... But I still fucked her."
"I love kids...But stop making me hold your baby. Why are you letting people touch your new born?!? I don't let people touch my new iPhone"