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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama so fat that her Schwarzschild radius equals 1 cm."

"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"I just googled: how to deal with low frustration tolerance. In the first article, in the first paragraph, I yell at the screen, ""WELL THIS IS JUST FUCKING STUPID!"" True story."

"Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! Stop eating me! Aghhghhh...ah..a...bleh."

"Crap tonight is day lights savings and we loose an hour of sleep On the bright side we get an extra hour of light"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowl."

"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."

"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."

"Last week I chopped my neighbour's tree and now it's growing back because his-tree repeats itself..."

"If God didn't want us to jack off he would have... ...given us shorter arms"