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Joke of the Day
"What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong."
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"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"
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"A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win."
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"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"
"Knock knock Whos there? G.I JOE!!!"
"Sorry about all the typos lately, gays."
"Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse."