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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"
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"I'm capable of having female friends. We can totally snuggle naked and I won't try anything funny."
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"I went to the doctor to have a large mole removed from my penis... ...If it happens again they'll inform the police."
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"Man comes to psychologist's office He kicks the door open, enters, leans above the desk, and staring psychologist in the eyes says: ""Now, tell me, bald ugly little man, why I don't have any friends?"""
"What's long and black? The unemployment line."
"Kylo Ren: *high pitched voice* I love you Kylo Ren. You're the best dark Jedi ever General Hux: *walks in* Stop playing with Vader's helmet"
"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."