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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"
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"They say that nothing can be erased from the Internet... Except for Hillary's emails."
"My sex life ."
"My son just paced back and forth dictating his letter to Santa like a high-powered CEO. Forget Prada, the Devil wears Ironman pyjamas."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... ...he's never gonna give you *Up.*"
"My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. ""No, I'm a professional,"" probably wasn't the answer he expected."
"I hate it when people say Amsterdam is only for smoking weed. I mean c'mon, there's prostitutes too!"
"How to Feel Comfortable in Your Own Skin Step 1: Stop wearing other people's skin"
"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."
"My business running a dating agency for chickens just folded. Its hard making hens meet."