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Joke of the Day
"Sorry about all the typos lately, gays."
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"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."
"My girlfriend called me a peadophile the other day I said 'that's a big word for a 6 year old'"
"Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)"
"How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None. Their President outsources the job to India."
"Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette."
"Why was the broom late? It overswept. *BadJokesBestJokes.*"
"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."
"What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon? Tennish."
"*phone rings* Yoda: Yoda Luke: WTF VADER'S MY DAD? Y: Uh L: And you knew & told me to kill him? Y: L: Y: Going thru a tunnel I am *hangs up*"