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Joke of the Day
"I don't drink any more. Or any less."
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"Haikus are easy But sometimes they make no sense Refrigerator."
"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""
"I recently visited an only anal porn website, but I quickly left It was full of assholes"
"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."
"Did you hear about the paperboy who masturbated on the job? It was all over the news! (Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)"
"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"
"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend"
"What does a sock taste like? Defeat"